Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Beard Lust lyrics

Look at my facial hair (Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere, Where'd you get that beard?) I grew it (How do you keep it so clean?) I shampoo it (Yeah!) I really wish I could grow a mustache (Why don't you?) Well, frankly, I don't have the cash You gotta take care of your facial hair Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare The elements of style, for the beard owner The essential manual, for owners of beards Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it Clean it, and scent with violet Love it, but don't get violent Rub it, but not in public Eat with it, but don't get messy The only rule is keep it cla**y I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no) Three weeks later, out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me (uh uh) I tried to shave it off but I had no cream, everyone on the boat could hear me scream! (Ahhhhhh) The elements of style, for the beard owner The essential manual, for owners of beards Love for me and love for you Love for each other, baby be my boo Love for me and love for you Lust for my beard, look at what I grew (x2) Look at my s**y facial hair Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere! (x2) It's everywhere, it's everywhere (x3)