Natalie Merchant - Topsyturvey-World lyrics

If the bu*terfly courted the bee, And the owl the porcupine; If churches were built in the sea, And three times one was nine; If the pony rode his master, If the bu*tercups ate the cows, If the cat had the dire disaster To be worried by the mouse; If mama sold the baby To a gypsy for half a crown; If a gentleman was a lady,- The world would be Upside-Down! If any or all of these wonders Should ever come about, I should not consider them blunders, For I should be Inside-Out!