Remember when they took me To the funny farm For acting like a lunatic Because you ran away? Well that was many years ago And now at last they've let me out I've finally made them think I'm perfectly sane BUT... They're coming to get me again, haha They're coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho To the looney bin Where life was ludicrous all the time And I'm just crazy about Those big strong goons With their clean white necks 'Cause they're coming to get me again, HA-HAAA! I thought you were my friend And so I trusted you Believed in you The day you swore you'd always be my pet BUT... I trusted you, you know I did I did, I really did But then you hit And I'm not really totally cured SO... They're coming to get me again, haha They're coming to put me away again, hoo hoo, hey hey In a rubber room With fleas and cowards and burping nerds And pimple poppers who sweat and snear And squiggle and speeze and squirt And they're coming to get me again, HA-HAAA! I scrubbed your toes I cleaned your cage But all you ever did was pay me back With cruel unloving selfish deeds YES... Well now I'm free So just wait I'll find you soon And when I do I'll swing you by your tail you hairy ape! AND... They're coming to get me again, haha They're coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho To the looney bin Where life was ludicrous all the time And I'm just crazy about Those big strong goons With their clean white necks 'Cause they're coming to get me again, HA-HAAA! To the rubber room With fleas and cowards and burping nerds And pimple poppers who sweat and snear And squiggle and sqeeze and squirt And they're coming to get me again, HA-HAAA! To the looney bin Where life was ludicrous all the time And I'm just crazy about Those big strong goons With their clean white necks 'Cause they're coming to get me again, HA-HAAA! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers... To the funny farm Where life was beautiful all the time And I'll be ha-a-appy... OH, NO!