I've lived in apartments I've lived in a home I've traveled in trailors When I used to roam But now in these places You won't catch me dead, 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I do what I want to No worries, no cares If anyone bugs me I'll climb level stairs Way up to a level Where astronauts bed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head In here time means nothing I couldn't care less I don't run for buses And trains are a mess There's no one to care for I don't make a bed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I like how I'm living I'm nobody's slave My head's above water So don't make a wave There's no door to lock And no door to be fed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head So why should I move When the neighborhood's right No taxes to pay And no landlord to fight Now I call this living Once more as I said 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head Now you keep your old turf Your hills and what's new You sure coulden't have them And live like I do You think I have problems But you do instead 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I live with two people I like most of them He likes most of me And I like most of him Their my alter egos And to them I'm wed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head There's no simple status In my neighbohood It's that kind of thinking That keeps it so good I don't take the lead But I like to be led 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head (Double voices repeat the verses until end)