Napoleon XIV - Bats in My Belfry lyrics

Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof Even my teddy bear stays so aloof Flies that go walking on leashes so long Even my parakeet wears a sarong Sometimes I wonder, but mostly I don´t I always say yes but usually I won´t Elephants flying way off to the moon Even my sundial´s stuck at high noon Signs that say quiet and yo-yos on strings Ride on the carousel, grab the bra** rings Aches that I feel on my window pane Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain Boxes that herald Please stand in a line Tarzans are riding on the 6:20 vine Mostly I end up with egg on my face I can´t keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace Bats in my belfry, polars are bear Polish the cannon in the town square We´ll all take a ride on my new pogo stick Here comes the night nurse! Cover up, quick! Thoughts that need thinking like spring has been sprung Fantasy helps all of us to think young Everyone knows that penguins go formal So who´s there among us to say who is normal?