Nanowar Of Steel - Look At Two Reels lyrics

Sit down all you little children Listen well to me I'll tell of Blind Guardian Dragonforce and Rhapsody To listen to their songs You need to know a lot of things And read at least seventy times The "Lord Of The Rings" This maybe sounds too long For you child to be done But don't be afraid my little children Go and take your helm No, this won't sound too long Pay attention now my son 'Cos Nanowar will drive you across The whole enchanted realm Let's talk about the elf Where does he live? Where does he live? He lives inside the green of Luca Tour Hill Luca Tour Hill He mows the enchanted lawn Drying his hair with the phon Singing all day long His h*mos**ual elvish song: "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to stick my dick Between Looca Tour Illy's cheeks" He stuck inside his bed To do what can't be told But we can sing together The h*mos**ual elvish call HAIL! Elf! Elf! Elf! And what about the Dwarf Where does he live? Where does he live? He dwells inside the bath of Lou-Ka Tu-Ril, Lou-Ka Tu-Ril! He cuts the enchanted wood And the dick of Robin Hood Singing very rude In a bald and dwarfish mood: "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to smash my mace Into Luka Turillee's face" He went behind his back And pointed at his neck What happened you may guess It's time to sing our song at last HAIL! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! It's time to call the Orc Where does he live? Where does he live? He lives inside the sock Of Luca Tureell, Luca Tureell A mage with a great spell Tried to stop his haunting smell No Orc, as you would tell It's Tour-hill who's dirt like hell "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to use my bats To squash Looma Tupilli's guts" He waited in his room For Numa Pompili's doom He'll wish not to be born At the sound of Orcish Horn!! HAIL! Orc! Orc! Orc!