Nancy Vandal - Will Drop Pants For Airplay lyrics

I'd wash the car of an A&R man from Polygram Or mow his lawn while he was on vacation Perform complex oral s** acts upon the staff Of any popular radio station I... will drop pants I... will drop pants I'd write a song about pulling a bong and all the humourous Consequences such endeavours do bring It's been done a million and one times before, I know But lyrical youth-based humour is a 'now' thing I... will drop pants I... will drop pants It should be plain that fleeting fame is all that I desire Beneath the glow of shallow praise I'm to bask So I'll wait outside your gate until you will allow Me to degrade myself, you've only to ask I... will drop pants I... will drop pants Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Put it back down, it's not yours...