Lisa Loeb: Where am I? B Real: How did I get here? Patti Smith: Today is very different than yesterday. Lou Rawls: So this is the world? Laurie Anderson: I miss my old womb. Gordon Gano: The wallpaper here just ain't the same. Fred Schneider: This word is something strange. Loeb: I'm wet, Phife: I'm cold, Lenny Kravitz: (waggles diaper) I need a change, All: (tosses blankets in air) This world is something new to me. Phife: (on one monitor) Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it! Dawn Robinson: (on an adjacent monitor) Me either! (Robotic camera zooms in on next baby) Beck: I'm hungry, Rawls: I'm tired, Jakob Dylan: (pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce) I'm irritated. Rawls: But I love the extra leg room. Smith: (Points to her bellybu*ton) Man! They cut my cord! Iggy Pop: (Looks in his diaper to see, uh, Something Jewish boys get, usually at birth) Consider yourself lucky! Dylan: This world is way too big. Pop: (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs. All: This world is something new to me. Schneider: This world is such a gas. (pa**es gas) Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson: P.U., where's your cla**? All: This world is something new to me. (Two baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around) Beck: (shouts) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye? Smith: (shouts) It's so noisy in here. Pop: (shouts) I can barely hear myself s**. (baby grabs bottle from Chuckie) Dylan: The food here tastes pretty good, Phife: My compliments to the chef. Robinson: And you gotta holler to get fed. Rawls: But I could get used to that. (babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch) Loeb: This world is way too bright, Beck: Can't somebody turn down the light? Beck: (as another baby; looks inside diaper) So that's what that thing looks like. Dylan: All things here are meant for play, (throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it) Schneider: It's gonna be a real cool day. All: This world is something new to me. (Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain, While unidentified babies sing: "Da-de-da-da-da", etc.; one of the female babies say "Real cool", while another one says "Look!") All: (as rainbow forms) This world is something new to me. (robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends)