N.o.r.e. - Drinking lyrics

Step right up! From the East to the West, from the North to the South Sign up right'ere, your scheduled membership To the drinkin club Uh [Chorus] They got you soaked (that's right) I see your cup up (drink it to em) Let's get drunk And get my fortune out of my drinking club E-40 in the C-L-I-C Stuck up in the house, party top celebrity Burpin' and gurpin', gelchin' the bourbon, lurkin' around I'm seein' all kinda broads, from outta town Uh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade Rovers in Lamborghini's swimming pink bikinis, lingerie Tryin' to knock her big a** by all bus lights on Fridays If you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways What kind of motherf**in' perculations you n***as got Up in the refrigerator? Who wanna join my drinkin' club, sign up the legislature Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money You can call me Lieutenant f** a Hoe but all the ruskie runny You can dip but don't screw up, speakers on sub Beat your a**, my drinking club [Chorus: x2] I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest I'm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous Oh girl now pa** the joint to the n***a big head Where I hear about your scheamin' but the rotations I don't jinn Who dog sin? Big fin is what I'm rollin' You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin' and totin' Fools be pimpin', we guaranteed to have you spittin' Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin' secure out my linen I'm nothin' but a baller, alcoholic b**hes pop my collar Tearin' down p**y walls in your motherf**in' daughter M-O-S, S-I-E M-U-G, and K-I-V Always to' with E-4-0 Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store Motherf**ers better know, we gets down like that Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin' cup b**h! [Chorus: x2] So damn deep, I can't call it I guess I'm just an alcoholic Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit Ya Hillside hillbilly vomit Back and forth to the bathroom constantly All the actors gather up, and watch me Get super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry Go on my body and throw up on the bartender Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par Treat the whole party, by buyin' up the bar Sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up Stainless artichokes, tequila poppes, Medusas Better prepare myself for the upset stomach, oh Stop by the M.P. on the way home and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol Step right up now last call for alcohol Get your hurricane gorilla member here ya monsters That's right, cause when we and my motherf**in' entourage Get together and we come back from a motherf**in' concert And the after paty jumpin' off, I wanna see I.D's, we got video cameras We checkin' all you ba*tards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however Ya understand that? You better have your membership card If you wanna come join my motherf**in' drinkin' club, understand that b**h? It's the drinkin' club, we gets to' back main Once you drink with us, you won't be the same The drinkin' club, we can't slow down main We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit That's right I wanna get high, I wanna get loaded And tuck, throw up, and drink again It's the drinkin' club, we gets to' back main Once you drink with us, you won't be the same The drinkin' club, we can't slow down main We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit That's right [Chorus: x5]