Mystro - Awkward Theif lyrics

[Hook] I'm the awkward thief So be aware when I walk the streets I'm forced to reach for anything I pawn or keep The more I see the more for me And before you call police I'm sure to flee [Verse 1] Yo, I tip toe through your pockets For your phones and your wallets Not forgetting your gold and your watches I roam on my own hoping nobody watches My households everything I stole in the closets Off the work I've had I should have a jag I'll f with any type of crime if it's worth the shag I'm always in some other person's bag and jerking cabs Whilst I'm searching for another purse to grab (You think that's bad?!) My birth was mad Nobody could explain how I came out with the nurse's badge And when she thought that she dropped And lost her thermometer The sh** was in my cot, she never clocked I was robbing her See I've been scheming and stealing before I was teething Been thieving before I had a reason! The slightest chance I ever get to peel those goods I persue it and I just do it cos it feels so good So be on time with plans that you've got To stop a man, that will plot to steal the hands from your watch (what?!!) And if it's a digital screen, that's no difference to me I'll still be lifting it clean up off your writs then I'm E (E…what does E mean?) Dumby that means I'm Exiting And give you less then 1 second To tuck your necklace in So keep your windows locked cos this won't stop Out for the cheddar, even if the sh** goes of [Hook] I'm quick enough to dip my hands in your pocket And take some papes out without you having acknowledged That I just walked a lane and caught a train and bought a chain And caught a train and walked the lane back again To slip the change back in your wallet... (What?) I said I'm quick enough to dip my hands in your pocket And take some papes out without you having acknowledged That I just walked a lane and caught a train and bought a chain And caught a train and walked the lane back again To slip the change back in your wallet [Verse 2] The awkward thief Just give me 20 minutes and I'll let you witness how to clean out each house on 40 streets! The smartest robber pulling scams like Artful Dodger Even stole out my own house you can ask my lodger So be real prepared when I'm on the road Cos, I'm quick enough to steal the hair from under your nose The type to brake into the bank when it's closed, take a sack full of dough And take the videotapes and the cameras home And I ain't chatting garbage I had to grab the tardis off Dr. Who Once I bagged Aladdin's magic carpet And car jackers feel I am the smartest Cos in a week I'll jack enough motor parts To build a brand new car with And Ali Babbas 40 thieves Did a lot of dirty work but still not more then me I hold all the keys, so getting through you doors is a breeze For from a rat but tryina trap all this cheese And from day through to evening I make moves like reaching For the book in your hand to leave you with the page you were reading Knew Mr T, but never saw the guy since I walked off with like 4 or 5 rings Before his eyes blinked (Where'd he go?) [Hook] x2 [Verse 3] (So what's he gonna reach for next??!) For what you'd least expect I'm tryina eat, I don't need respect So let me fling this on your mind cos if you've listened to this rhyme I've just stolen about 3 to 4 minutes of your time [Hook]