[Intro: Mystikal] Since I'm so f**ing bad Give me mine Get yours Ooooh... [Mystikal] I woke up this morning Rocked up Humping on the matress Hard like I was f**in I realized I was dreaming Then I got up I hit the Vick's inhaler 'cuz my nose was stuffed up From the bed to the floor To the bathroom to the sink From the mirror to the toilet Took a piss then shook the shank Oops, dont look know I think I sprinkled when I tinkled So, I dip in the sides there be a sweeter by the seater Cocoa powder, bubble-bath, and rubbing alcohol For 5 f**in cent that you could buy at the mall I'm a long distance super-power, p**y-magnet I was born in the ghetto, made by the ghetto So fabulous! [Chorus: Charlie Wilson] Ghetto fabulous - living like this I'm so happy, yeah! 'cuz I'm ghetto fabulous (repeat) [Snoop Dogg over Chorus] Yeah I feel what you're saying, Dog But, uhh, you could let these fools know how hard it is When a n***a ghetto fabulous, know what I'm saying? Let's kick that sh**! [Mystikal] It's like a big rush with no time n***as be like "whyyyyy" Kids be like "let me get your autograph" b**hes be like "ahhhh!" Ever since I said "here I go" Braids or not y'all They know me wherever I go I'm real private The windows tinted, doors locked The damn crowd you make a scene "ain't you Mystikal?" "no, I'm not." Lie to a diehard fan with a straight face And let the hour long picture signing session take place Sign, hey, baby, how you doing? What's your name? Stay real, stay sweet Stay s**y, stay the same And never forget I'm never going to change I'm loving what I'm doing And you can put that on your game I got my piece of pie and my piece of mind Fool, I'm a piece of coal Don't call me, people, let me shine I know you see me on t.v With Snoop, Fiend, Mia, C, Silkk, Serv, and Petey n***a we frontin' these street-ies But livin' like this ain't easy It's fabulous! I'm so f**ing bad [Chorus] [Mystikal] See, that's a cutie with her big booty And her big body Her and her big fine potnahs Take their ??? and take their vitamins Be ordering drinks all down at the bar We don't got to buy Just work that halter top And work them tight bell bottoms Ohhh, you acting funny and trying to holler She project Tyra Banks The neighborhood super-model She shaped like a coke bottle Hair whipping smelling good Finger nails and her toes polished She did it how she lived 'cuz she got to have it First got them f**ing kids By the baby's daddy Her a** ain't never what she should have been Go ahead on and act bad, I'll see ya when I get a hit See, she was so f**ing bad [Chorus]