Myrna "Peaches" Crenshaw - Happy Valentine's Day lyrics

[Intro: Cupid Valentino] My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid And I just want to say one thing [Verse 1: Cupid Valentino] Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! I don't think y'all heard me! I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day! Every day the 14th! Can y'all dig that? Now when arrows don't penetrate, see Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!) He shoots straight for your heart And he won't miss you! That's alright y'all won't believe in me anyways But [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Cupid Valentino)] Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy Leprechauns or groundhogs No thank you, Easter Bunny (There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see Love will rule supreme) [Verse 2: Cupid Valentino] Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! (You got it!) When Cupid knocks at your door You can't ignore me! There's no need to run! So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!) Every day the 14th! Now I may have it all wrong, see If you know what loves mean, well Well, somebody tell me! 'Cuz they just don't believe in me! [Hook](Cupid Valentino) (There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated!) [Verse 3: Cupid Valentino] Happy Valentine's Day Every day the 14th! Now I know your hearts have grown cold And that bothers me Now I understand cause I use to be a bad boy in my day I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings But you can't run away! Ho, oh [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Cupid Valentino)] Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy (Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?) Bunny! [Talking: Cupid Valentino] Well keep on running player Cause I got my good shoes on And I got 'em tied up tight So you going to find out tonight! [Verse 4: Andre 3000] Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner Below I know I love her But act like I don't want her Surrounded by the lovely But yet feel like a loner Could be an organ donor The way I give up my heart, but Never know because sh**, I never tell her Ask me how I'm feeling I'd holla that it's irrela' I don't get myself caught up in the Jello jella' And pudding pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but For the record Have you ever rode a horse? Like for you to send me to Pluto I said, "Of course!" But if you ain't a sweety Indeedy I won't endorse Han Solo till I'm hit by the bullet So may the force Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits For now show me samples Examples of why you're the sh**! But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in? And if you do not know me Then how could you be my friend? [Outro: Cupid Valentino, Joi, and "Skreechy Peachy"] Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Happy Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day (x3) Happy Valentine's f** that Valentine's f** that Valentine's Day f** that Valentine's Day f** that Valentine's f** that Valentine's Day f** that Valentine's Day f** that Valentine's Day (x3)