Hey Mom, why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you teach me a thing or two? You just let me go, out into the world You never thought to share what you knew CHORUS So I walked under a bus I got hit by a train Keep fallin' in love Which is kind of the same I've sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane And it felt so good, I wanna do it again Hey Mom, why didn't you warn me? 'Cause about boys there's something I should have known They're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes I know they're bad for me but I just can't leave 'em alone CHORUS Hey Mom, since we're talkin' What was it like when you were young? Has the world changed or is still the same? A man can k** and still be the sweetest fun CHORUS