My Life Story - April 1st lyrics

I'm a singer who can't but I'm a lover who can I'm a lover who can! I'm a beggar who won't but I'll take what I can I'll take what I can! I would give her it all, but she would always say no Cos she says she's the queen of the driven snow Oh here comes April the First She's welcoming me She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key I gave her flowers she sent her family tree Don't rewrite the books just rewrite the title She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all April the First, the first of a line I'm a protest lover in a protest song She's a loser that's bad, that's why she usually won I would give her it all, but she would always say no Cos she says she's the queen of the driven snow, oh Yeah Driven snow, oh yeah Oh no Oh here comes April the First She's welcoming me She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key I gave her flowers she sent her family tree Don't rewrite the books just rewrite the title She helped me to be somebody I didn't like at all Oh here comes April the First She's welcoming me She hasn't a doormat and I haven't a key I gave her flowers she sent her family tree She took a personality overdose And sniffed the world right up her nose Oh April, April so cold Yeah I did the dishes she dished the dirt She had the world revolving right round her skirt Oh April the First the last of the flirts Oh April the First the last of the flirts