You don't know the half Of what you mean to me The whole world can laugh They think I don't see That you're not alone And never will you be Cos your other half, today You'll marry I'm going to turn up And gather alll the courage I can find Oh I half a mind To be so unkind And tell her that one and one is two It's true But I still hold a fraction of you But it will never be As much as she …the other half You don't know the half Of what you mean to me The whole world can laugh Because they don't see That I'm so alone And ever shall I be If my other half, today, I marry I'm going to stand up And tell them all the secrets I can't hide And tell my future bride Just how much I've lied And tell her that Even though I care, I swear But I still love that girl over there And it can never be As much as she …the other half They say if two halves make a whole Count yourself lucky Because the sum of those two parts can add up to nothing And if you keep the love you stole There will be heartbreak on patrol Sometimes you risk your life and soul You don't know the half Of what you mean to me The whole world can laugh Because they don't see That we're not alone And never will we be Cos our other halves Today, we'll marry I'm going to rise up And when the preacher asks me if I do Well I'm going to turn to you And I'll say it too And tell her that One and one is three, you see Cos I've a baby inside of me And on his daddys knee I long to be ….the other half And everyone will see That I take thee… the other half And there will never be A love like he……The other half