Got to work this morning with a trashcan head Felt so good last night but now I'm going mad The secretary says good morning and crosses her legs I don't even answer just wave my hand Cause I got beer in my veins Yeah I got beer in my brain When I'm drinking wine it makes me wanna cry When I drink a beer I raise my hands up to the sky When I'm finally drunk all the girls look so fine But when the morning comes I just wanna dieMy boss comes over and starts giving me sh** I ain't listening I don't care a bit I told her not to put me to work this shift But she needs me around to make her life complete But I... chorus Shove that phone up your f*cking nose I ain't here no matter just who calls Get those papers outta the f*cking way I don't like it here anyway Cause I... etc And it drives me insane