Murray McLauchlan - How Many Times Can A Fridge Break Down lyrics

She said if you want to go fooling around Sowing your oats all over town You might find another mule kicking in your stall She said don't give me sh** about boys being boys A little bit of fun and playing with toys You can squeeze your lemons till the juice runs out It works the other way round I looked surprised all over the place I had an innocent look all over my face I shed one tear and she wasn't moved I protested that my heart was pure She co*ked one eyebrow she just said sure I realised while I was stepping around She was shooting me down So if you want to go fooling around You better be ready to be shot down You might find another mule kicking in your stall You wonder why the fridge man's coming around How many times can a fridge break down How many times can a fridge break down