Darling you'll love it, it's down on the corner Wearing those star-studded high heel boots Wear your mascara, try on the tiara Perhaps it'll cover up some of your roots She's such a drag She's such a drag Leather for pleasure, whatever the weather Cruisin' and losin' her old cares and woes Street invitation, the newest sensation Forget your intention when your petticoat shows She-she such a drag Ooh! She such a drag Step up on the merry-go-round There's plenty room for more It's a carnival, a circus that we've gotta preserve It's the meatiest show of all