We're all cartoon casualties Zombified by our TV screens the violence that we see Has turned our minds to anarchy We're all cartoon casualties Come on kids you know what I mean Inexposure to UV's has turned our skin a sickly green I got a problem all my friends have gone insane And this morbid cartoon orchestra is screaming in my brain I put on my straightjacket but I'm not feeling well Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND We're all cartoon casualties Bored s** with idle teens we're Technicolor fiends on caffeine and amphetamines We're all cartoon casualties Brain damaged and diseased we tune in every week to feed our sick dependency I got a problem all my friends have gone insane And homi-suicidal thoughts seeming quite inane I put on my straightjacket but I'm not feeling well Turn off my brain and slip away to animated hell again These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND We're all cartoon casualties Scum of humanity s**in' on batteries and havin' Saturday morning fantasies We're all cartoon casualties Unruly and obscene Judy's parents basement has become a terrifying scene I got a problem all my friends have gone away And this sense of utter apathy I fear is hear to stay I'm in Judy's basement but it's not going well Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND I got problem I cannot feel my face My only comfort is the television's dark embrace I'm making out with Judy and Laura's on the phone And now I'm sitting in my room vacant and alone again These afternoons that never end the TV's is my only friend AND THEN I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND