Muph - Beer Goggles lyrics

[Verse 1] What? Aiyyo "it's Saturday night" and the show flowed smoothly Cause the attention from her eyes, they both arrived mutually Led by the lines of blurred out groupies Tryna get past me in their tight khaki loose leaf Paper-thin skirts to flirt with the moody overseas act Her lips pierced my nerves like the swoop of an axe I was halfway swingin, had me re-arranging my sack Cringin with the way I would act A hack, just tryna kick back, you know - relax After our pupils had made contact Beautiful long plats, truthful I'm on that The crucial long chats came much later With Dutch courage in my favour I made the move towards my newfound neighbour Sloppy and drunk, I played the respirator And let her get the flavour, from this little innovator We exchanged the words however, I was disturbed I wanted to become a student Within the union of her learning curves This bird had large feathers, a magnificent span I was under the weather, yet tried the best to be the man "Can you buy me a drink?" Sweaty palms tryna get it together But damn I was in a jam, pure aid plan but Dan could stand So he lands a kiss "mwa", slips and I bit her lip A little bit awkward, paused with a moment of silence She turns and starts walking, it was perfect timing Lining up for another drink by the bar By the stars, by the sight of that stink I'm not gonna take any more time to think I blink and she's gone, but she'll be back in the second verse of this song Blink, gone, second verse of this song, come on {*Scratches/Samples*} "La di da di Saturday night and we like to party" [-- Slick Rick "Drunk a** punk" [-- GZA "You must've had too many beers" "Now I'm looking at her sceptically" [-- Mos Def "Come back when you're sober" [-- GZA [Verse 2] And now fifteen minutes later she came back Approached me slowly, saw my frame intact She said "Are you the same guy that raps and sprays graff?" I said "I rap, but I'm not a writer" Then she borrows my lighter, I invite her take a seat Hoping she's down to taste the beef Take her to the bakery, she making me very hesitant I think she likes me but I want to see the evidence ...The guessing game Where you been, what you do and what are your aims? Then my mates came within the frame of the scene Smacked me on the back, they could see I was keen Whispered in my ear "She's f**in whack, you know where she's been? With about ten guys already tonight Plus those beer goggles are really f**in with your sights" I was seeing supermodel but she wasn't that tight It was time to wobble off but remain polite I said "I might just leave" She breathed then pulled on my sleeve I told her "This is not what I need" And proceeded to the bar, further drinking away the stains Haha, she was far from a scar Wasn't looking too hard carried by the rain Further down the path and track When I met a girl whose world caught a permanent impact That exact moment, this omen became the saviour Of this overly open crusader But that came later and on this night I was in delight of the toxic moshpit flavour Time to play the hater and escape the goggles Mind all twisted, she was f**in horrible Now I'ma drink like a tank, thank god I feel unstoppable [Girl's voice] I got a taxi waiting, do you wanna...? {*Scratches/Samples*} "Saturday night and we like to party" [-- Slick Rick "Drunk a** punk" [-- GZA "You must've had too many beers" "Now I'm looking at her sceptically" [-- Mos Def "Come back when you're sober" [-- GZA [Girl's voice] Oh Muph