Written by: Ray Dorset I used to have a little brother, It wouldn't go any faster So i changed it for a Dragster, but it got stolen by a gangster, When I was paid up the insurance, I bought a Jaguar, I had a bad knock, and then I lost my licence I treid to sell it for a profit, but I never even got it Although I advertised it, He never dared to justify it I think I made a bad move-plus, I paid the cheque see For only s** months, and they repossessed it I had to pick another motor, I've been lokking for some photos I've been trying to get a Dauphin Have You a shiny sports car? I used to be a gambler, I'll get some medals as a runner, before they excorise us, I used to win alot of prizes, I was the champion of heavyweight, I'd go six before the big fight, Oh well once I got a tumble, But me Irene'e said no er, She said I'd mess my face up, Said She'd never love a trainer