Just last week, your mother called me, asking for my taste in clothing She was down at the outlet store, buying me a brand new t-shirt She told me her theories on life and I wanted to cry Why is she wanting to die? Why is she wanting to cry? When she's got you? Just last week, your father called me. Said we promptly must meet at Denny's All I could think about was black mola**es and the foggy lenses on his eyegla**es He told me his theories on life and I wanted to cry Why is he wanting to die? What kind of thorn's in his side? So I said to him: Hey, Mr. Samuelson, you've got a lovely daughter Yes, she shines for you. You've got a lovely daughter Mr. Samuelson, you've got a lovely daughter And you are a golden god! Yesterday, you're mother called me, asking for my taste in clothing She was down at the outlet store buying me another t-shirt She told me her theories on life and I wated to cry She's no longer wanting to die. In fact, they are living whole new lives So I said to her: Cheer up! Hey, Mrs. Samuelson, you've got a lovely daughter Yes, she shines for you. You've got a lovely daughter Mrs. Samuelson, you've got a lovely daughter And you are a golden god! You are a golden god!