Where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart I'm not joking anymore girl Where is my heart Where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart I'm not joking anymore girl Where is my heart Where are my ears, girl Where are my ears Did you go ahead and shave them off when you shaved off my beard You know that without them my head look kinda weird I'm not joking anymore girl Where are my ears Where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart I'm not joking anymore girl Where is my heart Where is my tongue, girl Where is my tongue Did you go ahead and s** it out when you s**ed out my lungs You know that without it my song can't be sung I'm not joking anymore girl where is my tongue Beers, browns, and banjos Is that all I need I looked up at the sky and I got down on my knees Oh lord for Christmas won't you find me a wife I will play her my banjo and she'll give me a life Where is my heart, girl Where is my heart Did you throw it in a blender or throw it beneath a car Did you give it to a doctor to dissect apart I'm not joking anymore girl Where is my heart