Mull Historical Society - Peculiar lyrics

There was a crazy guy There was a crazy girl He said, why don't you open right up? I bet you'd pour right out Or I could pour right into you you you you... She became his crazy wife: Peculiar They had a crazy son who laughed in the rain For a week or 2, he went quite peculiar But it turned out ok he went crazy again Don't make them laugh, or they will LAUGH at you... Don't piss them off, or they will piss on you... Don't make them crack!! Or they will crack...you.... in 2 2 2 2........ Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar I'm not cool anymore, stay with me honey Stay with me honey I'm not COOL anymore, stay with me honey Stay with me honey, Peculiar Peculiar, Peculiar, Peculiar Stay with me honey Peculiar, I'm not cool anymore Stay with me honey I'm not cool anymore Stay with me honey Peculiar I'm not cool anymore Stay with me honey