Haan… Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye MA first division tum Main huaa metric fail priye, fail priye Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye Haunnn haunnn… Tum afsar baabu ki beti Main frustration ka beta hoon Tum rabdi kheer malaai ho Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon Main tossa tus separate'aa hoon Tum AC ghar mein rehti ho Main ped ke neeche leta hoon Tum nayi maruti lagti ho Main scooter Lambretta hoon Haan scooter Lambretta hoon Arey issi kadar hum chhup chhupkar Aapas mein prem badhayenge To ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayenge Aa hmmm… Sab haddi pasli tod priye Bhijwa denge wo jail priye Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye Arrehy… Tum deewali ka bonus ho Main bhookhon ki hadtaal Tum Idris ki Biryani ho Main kankad waali Daal Tum tum tum hiyan chatri bharti ho Main hoon kachuve ki chaal Tu chandan van ki lakdi ho Main hoon babool ki chhaal Main hoon babool ki chhaal Main pake aam sa latka hoon Mat maar mujhe gulel priye Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye Hoye hoye… Main shanidev jaisa kuroop Tum komal kanchan kaaya ho Main tann se mann se koyla hoon Tum maha chanchala maaya ho Tum nirmal paavan Ganga Main jalta huaa patanga Tum raaj ghaat ka shanti * Main Hindu-m**m danga Tum ho poonam ka Tajmahal Main kaali gufa Ajanta ki Tum ho vardaan vidhaata ka Main ghalti hoon * ki Tum nayi videshi mixy ho Main patthar ka sir-patta Tum AK 47 jaisi Main to ek desi katta Haan desi desi katta Tum mukt sherni jungle ki Main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu Arey suno, arey suno Arey suno suno suno suno na piya Tu hansi Madhuri Dixit ki Main policeman ki gaali Main dhaabe ki dhaanche jaisa Tum paanch sitaara hotel Main Mahua ka desi tharra Tum Red Label ki botal Tum MTV ka madhur geet Main DD 2 ki jhaani hoon Tum vishwa-sundari si kamaal Main * chhaap kabaadi ho Tum satta ki maharani ho Main * Tum Kohli ka virat shatak Main follow-on ki paari hoon Mujhe * hi rehne do Mann khelo mujhse khel priye Das manzil se gir jaaunga Mat aage mujhe dhakel priye Mushkil hai apna meil priye Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye… (x3)