I've always had a dream I'd like to meet the queen I'd like to punch her in the face Yeah, that would make me laugh I'd love to kick her in the face And then i'd make a picture of it In lovely ekta chrome And then i'd give it to the prince I hate the bloody queen She makes me go to school I hate the bloody queen And all her bloody rules I'd like to drown the queen Off the coast of argentine Throw her off a battle ship With her faulklands war machine She taxes me to d**h I can't afford me dope I'd like to get her high Yeah, that would make me laugh Ha, ha, ha, ha I hate the bloody queen She makes me go to school I hate the bloody queen And all her bloody rules I hate the bloody queen I hate the bloody queen I hate the bloody queen I hate the bloody queen I feel sorry for you lady di Having a mother-in-law like that