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This just in from BNPBC Action News Dizraeli was arrested this afternoon And charged initially for his reactive views Towards the manufacturers of fast food Police were responding to a new tip From one of the viewers of Dizraeli's recent YouTube clip In which he called on his terrorist group to "go to it" The clip's had six million views And has proven popular with school kids Although its author has been, until now, elusive As the head of the Rebel Cell faction Dizraeli's wanted on countless separate acts of terror Including seven attacks on several banks And other corporate owned property Reporter Morgan Morgan joins us now from the scene Eh, Morgan? Are you there Morgan? Yes Thanks Morgan I'm standing outside the house where he was found It's cordoned off to reporters But you can see through the door there And there are scribbles of What are apparently medical animals And Rebel Cell's slogans scrawled on the flat's walls One reads "community, truth, freedom" Another "the being human of the human being" The viewers will be used to seeing this sort of propaganda Of the Rebel Cell, painted on walls and daubed on banners And now there's no doubt The government will be delighted That they've finally caught up to the leader Of these freedom fighters Who's been the blight of their recent anti-terror efforts And left an estimated four billion pounds of wreckage The Prime Minister has called Dizraeli An "enemy of investment" The worst kind of a leftist terrorist A known proponent of socialism and anarchy If found guilty He'll certainly serve a life sentence at Glastonbury Thank you Yes, thank you Morgan We can also reveal that Madonna OBE lately Became the oldest model ever to pose for page three Also Coronation Street actors played crazy golf for charity And Robbie Williams was seen snogging Jimmy Saville's neice