Mud Sun - BNPBC Three lyrics

We interrupt this program At the very moment Gordon Ramsey has Ricky Gervais In a choke slam To bring you this important message for the whole fam-ily Those with weak stomachs are encouraged to hold hands Recent reports have indicated That accused terrorist agent Dizraeli Still hopes he may be vindicated The public need not be alarmed however He isn't dangerous His prison cell is quite well insulated Now When asked how he would like to plead Guilty or not guilty Dizraeli demanded the right to read The entire three-hundred page indictment It seems he's determined to delay the court proceedings spitefully As a compromise the court has granted the rights Of an exclusive interview to a news reporter tonight And to satisfy international rights observers Against conflicts of interest The right researchers have selected a fine journalist With an impartial reputation To conduct this harrowing and harsh investigation In some circles of London, England Baba Brinkman is known as a cunning linguist Of some distinction We'll update you the moment he's received the thug's confession And we now return to Gordon holding Ricky in the "crunch position"