Thirsty for whisky Hey! I'm smart but I'm sloppy I'm in a state, man I feel out of it Don't stray too far I'm thirsty for whisky Please powder your face first And come back later Hey! it's no crime Come into play, babe And disclose your secrets I'm overexcited I'm drunk with success You've got to stay I'm hungry for p**y I look quite polite first But I hate your guts Hey! it's no crime