I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face life is such a f**ing joke I want to laugh until I choke thought I saw you when I closed my eyes but it was just an order of fries thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T won't let people f** with me every night on tv