Mr. Porter - Cooking lyrics

[Intro: Mr Porter] (Cooking!) Hey! (Cooking!) Hey! (Cooking!) Hey! (Cooking!) Hey! [Hook: Mr. Porter] I said, "Made n***as, got maids, serving broads on trays" Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Barbecue on fire, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) [Verse 1: Mr. Porter] Yup, yup, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah! I-I-I showed ya how to stunt (Yeah!), I turned you into a pimp (Yeah!?) My whole hood here, it's been a good year, my bank account's on blimp! Your girl said, she want my co*k, I told you she ain't talkin' 'about no shrimp n***a, everything in my notebook dope, it's like I'm writing on hemp Out of this world, comes a good ho, said she won't gag, bet she won't choke Call me anything, but don't call me broke, I'll rock him b**h, "I Ain't No Joke" Sheeeeeit, don't believe? Just forget it, you're so pathetic, yes I said it Equifax n***a, check your credit, or ask Doc. Dre, he can settle it The way I fold your weed, I been dope, my kinfolk, is like En' Vogue Never get the feeling that I invoke, I'm coming for mine, plus tenfold Big bill bars, got a n***a sitting pretty, Ms. Info and if you don't like [I'mma pity?] You ain't gotta wonder, what I'm doing in your city, [?], or spread your titties Double D's? (Yeah!) Double these, man go, you don't want no trouble please Look, every time you rap? - Tumbleweed, look, every time I rap? One of these Ladies, shoot they shot, they show me what they think I'm missing sh**, if you can't stand the heat, then get THE HELL UP OUT MY KITCHEN! (AWGH!) CAUSE I'M COOKING! [Hook: Mr. Porter] I said, "Made n***as, got maids, serving broads on trays" Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Barbecue on fire, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) [Bridge: Mr. Porter] I give the people more than (what they asking for) Me and my n***as (got cash to blow) Why I gotta be (the best rapper fo'?) When my whole team rap better than yours [Verse 2: Royce Da 5'9"] I'mma take that as a compliment (Yeah!?) I'm the new rapper apocalypse (Yeah!) This is the end of the world as you know it, attack and Hip-Hop is the populace b**hes is t**n' it, poppin' it, guns in the video not as the prop Cause right after they shoot, me I'm poppin' it (POP-POP-POP!), I'm not irrelevant Or relevant, I'm more like reverend, even when they rebuke me, I'm profiting I may mislead to you think that I don't roll differently like this hoopty, I'm hopping in Po-po behind me, I already made up my mind, I won't go for no homi' Therefore, anything that you could put on paper, my lawyers will take and twist into origami Whip on Ashantis, I just broke up with the chick of your dreams So now to me she a ho, now to me though I wish her well, she's someone I wouldn't wish on nobody Trapping to me and, trapping to you, is two different things, I'm from the era of crack in the shoe and Hoping your mama don't vacuum, selling nic's old school like Patrick Ewing Anybody ask what you doing, when you got the shotty on you Telling that you down to catch a body, like you're trafficking humans With the outlook of a chef, looking at the fire too long [Hook: Mr. Porter] I said, "Made n***as, got maids, serving broads on trays" Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Barbecue on fire, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) [Bridge: Mr. Porter] I give the people more than (what they asking for) Me and my n***as (got cash to blow) Why I gotta be (the best rapper fo'?) When my whole team rap better than yours [Verse 3: Pharaoahe Monch] Laughing in the background, when I'm asking them, take ten paces, then I'm firing - Backwards with a Mac-10, in the back of they head, and they grow a windmill and a backspin (Go!) Plus a n***a got stars in his Iris, and they got more bars than the Irish In the Ireland, with the Irish accent, never slip, I will never lose traction Speak the truth, or bring the light, reach and touchin' the youth, like Mike Jackson! (AAAAAAAAAAGH!) Psycho wanna chase, for the late night action - Standing ovations, when the hook stand up, yeah, they might start clapping And I still got a backpack, but I catch stacks, stacks - Like the industry who*e, of tracks that I rap on fast, with a mute and closed captions I'mma spit it with a pa**ion, but I got a little itty bitty question, I'm asking Would you find it easier to pa** an exam, if you were created in a test tube? Do Crips watch True Blood? Do Bloods fly jet blue? f** it, drop it, pop it, shake it, like a Genie in a bottle Lap dance, gimme that laptop, get it? We call that, Serato [Hook: Mr. Porter] I said, "Made n***as, got maids, serving broads on trays" Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Barbecue on fire, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!) Me and my n***as got bars, we (Cooking!)