Mr. Porter - Jealousy Woes II lyrics

[Hook: Sample] Jealous (8X)! [Woman's voice: (Talking over the singing)] Jealous?! What he mean "jealous"? Know what I'm sayin'? He just mad ‘cause he all with them ugly hoes, know what I'm sayin'? Girls don't buy him no clothes He bought that ho some clothes! He don't buy me no clothes That n***a ain't got no money, no vibe, no dick I mean, what do I got to be jealous fo'? He ain't gonna make it nowhere He ain't got no type of time, he has no career move, I mean... [Verse 1: Eminem] I come home every single day from working double shifts And stop along the way to pick you up a couple gifts I come inside and you pretend you miss me when you kiss me Then you diss me and we strenuously fight continuously Again you frisk me, for numbers trying to bust me It must be only just because you never learned to trust me Plus we only squabble over only irrelevant issues Too many tissues, for my feelings you misuse I buy you j**elry, you make a fool of me I bring you diamond rings, you say I'm bad at timing things So what's a man to do When all I hand to you is handed back to me? You act to be this gangsta b**h That ain't what first attracted me I used to love your company Now you're always pumpin' me for information And you tell your friends you plan on dumpin' me So I'mma wait for your evacuation ‘Cause every accusation makes me wanna smack your face in See, I've never been so sure, and you're just insecure So my solution to your jealousy presents a cure I recommend you take your things and check 'em in Look at the nervous wreck I'm in I need my second wind; say what?! [Hook: Sample] [Woman's Voice: (Talking over singing)] f** you and what you going through! f** Eminem! He just mad ‘cause I left that n***a for another man Me and Eminem don't need nothing but minus money Immature, me? n***a ain't got no dick, no swang in his thang Know what I'm saying? He just mad ‘cause I'm getting it all night Jealous of me, know what I'm sayin'? That's what I'm talking about Motherf**er just trying to get this p**y [Verse 2: Eminem] I used to be a puppet and a s**er for your silent treatments I used to be intoxicated with your sweet scents Until the day I started following your feetprints, and tapping in your phone conversations through the heat vents It made complete sense, there's someone else you like So I confronted you and asked you, "Who was Mike?" And you was like, "I want a new n***a" Someone rich that I could follow And you'll be over me by the time you see tomorrow Leaving me in sorrow, Brandy never felt so brokenhearted I fell apart when you departed, then the jokin' started I was an open target, you play comedian And I became the laughing stock but now I'm on my feet again And so we meet again, you're acting like an ex-wife All in my s** life, I got a message from Phife It goes, "You didn't want me to see yo hon Don't want me now, take the towel, wipe your brow!" Quit trying to hunt me down! You run me down and now your trying to apologize For all the lies and everytime you made me ball my eyes Because I got a bigger wallet size You wanna swing it; jealousy is in the house ya'll, fellas, sing it! [Hook: Sample]