Mr. Lif - The Unorthodox lyrics

(Verse 1) Mic check, check check check Here's some funky fresh hip hop sh** for 3000 Long after we've laid to waste all areas surrounding Ba** pounding, souls jumping, and you're pumping your fist You've never heard a stiff body ripping like this See I was stripped of my identity, conquered by the enemy And now I'm faceless in the 21st century You may kind of vaguely remember me, or maybe not What it Ted or was it Scott, h*mo sapien or robot? Serial number: aye carumba So you look at me real deep in my eyes and then wonder Hold up, I still have important things to say I go home and watch news after stagnating all day Just press play, cool out sit back and relax And gobble up another earful of these undelivered raps And just think that perhaps what we think matters Delve into yourself and rediscover once forbidden data (Spoken) Oh golly Lif that was really special On the positive tip right? Well uh let me ask you- As a matter of fact kid, why don't you hold up one second and let my DJ get busy on this sh** - go on Fakts (Scratching) (Spoken) Ho hum, ho hum Yo that was fresh, now what were you saying, man? You've been gone for a while, no one's seen you What you been doing during your hiatus, man? (Verse 2) I sat back, I drank beers, I shed tears I react, I see traps, I eats raps such as kneecaps Scapula, clavicle, I call this????? Bones by the barrel-full, great meal n***a, I'm rather full This section, digestion, blood rushes to intestines When we met I left a negative impression Yet another state of metamorphosis I'm off keel, please pardon my awkwardness Here, let me start with this: here's a hint like????? Let's calculate what you think my mental net profit is Patience, something I was forced to learn You must truly tap into yourself to make the records turn So here I go, words make wind blow I change the world from looking through my window Angle, strangle any s**er duck My mind done went outside and f**ed him up You picked the wrong street n***a you're outta luck (Scratching) (Spoken)Oh man that was like totally dope Thanks man You know I MC too? Well you know what? I eat motherf**ers how's that? As a matter of fact beat it kid I eat n***az for real yo check this sh** out (Spoken Skit) Testimony #2A (Insight) Testimony #2B (El-P)