Mr. Kelly - Payroll lyrics

I'm a real, deal thrill seeker I know the drill Girl my will's weaker But how come every time I make the decision To visit you on the West End You always gotta bring your best friend That's my bad You just caught me at a bad time Saying that I treat you as if you were just a pastime And last time, I said that would be the las time But I still had to “four” it like a backnine Woah But if you come get on my payroll Maybe we can role play, eh I can't let another day go by, nah Where I don't make cake I checked the shadow on my sundial, a while Would you believe that it was half-day, eh But every single time the sun's down Why do I always feel like I'm just half-wake, wait Mr. Kelly says I'm at an altitude where attitude and gratitude Go hand in hand, Like longitude and latitude I'm asking who else do you know Has such an aptitude for these platitudes Cause I cant take it anymore Eanie, meanie, miney, moe Pulling b****** by the fours If she hollas, let ‘em go She'll be schemin' on the low Shhh, did y'all hear that That's the world's smallest harmonica Playing just for you and all of your friends No Rachel, Phoebe, or Monica Andromeda Phenomena To monitor The moniker Is treat all of you n***** like Donald Trump On my follow-up Why? Cause nowadays n***** androgynous At alcoholic's anonymous Saying bottoms up But don't bother us Which is ironic cause I'm poppin' bottles off the same emotions I kept bottled up Now it's time to f*** up the top like a phlebotomist A product of all of the n***** we tryin' to make proud of us Chorus: But if you come get on my payroll Maybe we can role play, eh I can't let another day go by, nah Where I don't make cake I checked the shadow on my sundial, a while Would you believe that it was half-day, eh But every single time the sun's down Why do I always feel like I'm just half-wake, wait, wait Can we, can we Can we, can we Maybe we can role-play