Mr. Hooves - The Doctor lyrics

[Verse 1] Listen now, the Dong is here yo Imma just make this entrance clear I'm a penis surgeon, I'm always working I masturbate to myself Cuz I'm lookin hot as a motherf**er without and clothing So when you see me in my house I'm probably squirting Back to the story though I gotta rush A man got his penis bit, at least it ain't crushed I mean he in pain now, god,goddamn But he came to the right guy cuz I'm the man I gotta get to his co*k Before the time go Tick,tick,tickity tock Oh f**! I' running low This man night not have a dong for the chicks to blow Oh no! Now i gotta get in a rush And i Gotta get this fixed Wait a second, hol' up How'd a snake get to your penis? [In a different voice] Well... I was toolin around with my pet cobra Then i shoved my dick in his nose, uhhh Then he got mad, bit my dick real bad Now I'm lying here with my shirt off my back Listen man I'd love to chat But really, you just gotta fix my sh** fast [Hook] Diggity Dr. Dong I'm diggity Dr. Dong I'm here to fix your dong Because that's all I do in these songs Diggity Dr. Dong I'm Diggity Dr. Dong I'm diggity Dr. Dong And Im here to fix your dong, come on [Verse 2] [In patience voice] Alright man enough with the singing Forreal, right now my ears are ringing Please just fix my dick man please I don't know.. maybe after I'll have to get on my Knees [Dr. Dong] Wait, you'll do that for me? OH fu*k YEAH! This sh**'ll be brief, now just lemme pull down those briefs And.. Oh my god your dick has teeth [Patient] Yeah, I got them installed. Ain't that sick? [Dong] No, that's f**ing gross, in whose right mind would do this? Oh wait, now I remember, you f**ed your snake Now I see why your so f**ed in the brain Don't worry though, I got this sh** under control First I need a pair of scissors and a scalpel And I gotta go down to the testicals BOOM! All done now, give me a round of applause [Patient] Nah man, all you did was cut off my nuts What the f** dog, now I can't bust! [Dong] Sorry dude but I was your choice You came to Dr. Dong Now you can't make any little boys This songs a joke people If you don't understand But if you like to bone snakes, people raise your hands! [Hook] [Outro] Yes! Yes! Oh my god! They call me Dr. Dong for.. for this reason I save the day every goddamn time Yeah! f** yeah!