Mr. Bozack - Funky Piano lyrics

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects It's DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex The Ruler; not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix With ten or more tricks Take flicks, prick, but please don't miss this: Watch my DJ cut with his dick Yeah, slick ain't it? See your moms fainted Technics 1200, and watch scratch train it I'm-a step off and let Scratch collect dough While you hear my jam with the funky piano ("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] ("Here with the movement of his hands") ("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] ("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} [Scratch] PMD: A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips And feeds up and down is extra weak He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin' No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin' From table to table, sports a Gucci cable EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano ("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] ("Here with the movement of his hands") ("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch] ("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x} [Scratching] ("Good God!")