My Marge My Marge is such a delight She thrills me at night The second I turn off the light My Marge is peaches to me When no one can see She snuggle up is heavenly My Marge squeeze me, squeeze me Take me home for tea Let's not stay out too late 'Cause your mother will be 'cross And I'll be down across her knee, you know My Marge speaks double Dutch She's so ripe to touch That's why I love her very much O, three, three, o And take me home for tea Let's not stay out too late 'Cause your mother will be 'cross And I'll be down across her knee, you know You know my Marge is such a delight She thrills me at night The second I turn off the light You know my Marge She's a nice girl you know She picks her nose Throws the brown lumps over the right side The green lumps over the left side And everybody else says goodnight