Fake, fake, fake Fake, fake ,fake Spent a million dollars on amphetamines Crashed a lot of cars f**ed all the stupid stars in Hollywood Because I could, because we could So you loved to hate us in your private jets Funny how you b**hed and moaned 'Cause you got fat and rich And when I'm dead All you'll put on my headstone is that I'm so fake I'm a dirty little ba*tard