(feat. Biz Markie) [Biz Markie:] Aowwww!... this joint is funky! Aowwww!... this is funky! Yeah, yo Kurt this beat is funky You know that right? Yo, and you know me, I'm the Biiiiz Markie I'm with my man Motion Man You want me to kick a funky rhyme? Okay, I'll kick one just for y'all... Hello everybody, and how do you do I'm here to rock the house without further a due I know you like the way my rhythm sway Me, rock parties on down to the break of day The way I be doin' my rap technique No matter who you are, you can say it's unique My perpendicular, my New York slang I'm more popular than Spanky and the Gang Never rode a motorcycle, never flew a kite But a lot of women fight for my delight Chillin' the most from Coast to Coast For breakfast I O.Eazy-E.'s, eggs and toast Blood, sweat and tears in every rhyme I write Have your body jigglin' like cellulite If you wanna get down with the rhymin' tech Get on the floor, shake a leg and break ya neck [Chorus: Motion Man (Biz Markie)] Hold up, we done did it "He's Biz Markie" (Hold up, wait a minute!) "Motion Man with these things" Hold up, we done did it "He's Biz Markie" (Hold up, wait a minute!) "Motion Man with these things" [Motion Man:] I'm a bold and cold, do a load and unload A round of raps that'll pap smear The organ mouth rapper, his gap's wide, gates open Gynecologist? No, Motionologist - and 211's my thang I'ma snatch the work from all you poppies and mommies Like the stock market low did to several dot commies Look at this, it's the diabolical Biz Mark' kids He friends with the Mo-Shhh-on Man Big events, Biz and the Motion, the hecklin' starts Out the crowd, clownin' MC's like D.L. Hughley Regulate 'em, megalo maniac'n today Then commentate the medley, steadily reppin' The Bay So pa** the Old Gold this way, I'm all day mayne Nice in the gym, no range, shootin' sprees From the nose bleed section, the teams and referees Man the whole damn crowd is now my poster child [Chorus: Motion Man (Biz Markie):] Hold up, we done did it "He's Biz Markie" (Hold up, wait a minute!) "Motion Man with these things" Hold up, we done did it "He's Biz Markie" (Hold up, wait a minute!) "Motion Man with these things"