Mother Mother - Fat Kids lyrics

I was a fat kid He was a fat kid She was a fat kid too When you are a fat kid You will always bite off More than you could ever chew We could never run fast We were always picked last Staring at our new gym shoes When you are a fat kid Your friends are always fat kids Sweatin' to the fat kid blues Cakes puddings and pies These are the apples of our little eyes Cookies and cream puffs with something inside Something inside Oh Making us wide Oh Standing in the corner Staring at the dance floor Watching all the thin kids groove When you are a fat kid You can never practice All your little fat kid moves Kissin' on my pillow Wishin' it was skin though Betty from my homeroom cla** But what the real' sad fact is If Betty was a fat kid I don't think I'd want to as If Betty was a halfer I don't think I'd address And these are just the fat kid facts Cakes puddings and pies These are the things I will love and despise We don't count sheep we count roast chicken thighs Full Fat kids fall over And roast chicken breast They'll fight 'till their d**hs I was a fat kid He was a fat kid She was a fat kid too When you are a fat kid You will always bite off More than you could ever chew Oh oh oh oh Oh