Well I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come I hope they're coming for me And I don't know how they do it, but they do it real good I hope they do it for free They give me cat scratch fever cat scratch fever First time that I got it I was thirteen years old! p**y cat livin' next door And I went to see the doctor and he put me on hold He said there wasn't no cure He said it's cat scratch fever cat scratch fever He said it's cat scratch fever cat scratch fever I'm not in danger, I'm not in pain, I'm moving like a train You know you got it 'cause it makes you insane It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain Well I make that kitten happy with the tongue and the hand She wave her tail at me She knows just where to come to find a sensitive man I give it to her for free Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever