Moose Papa Schu - FUNK lyrics

Man...I don't need a cameraman Put this song on your ipod, popular like my name Basedgod I got these girls all over me, begging to show me they ovaries Follopian tubes and other things, sometimes I feel like I'm a king I don't dance well, I do it anyway, smile on my face like everyday So many things are going well, I don't even care if I go to hell Tell my friends if I die today, not to mourn but to celebrate Cuz the life I lived was way too great, don't be mad, don't be sad, just procreate! f** the word negativity. Optimistic activities Forecasts of rain don't bother me, just recreate Harry Potter scenes In my room alone, who needs a friend? All I need to do is play pretend I don't need a girl within my life, my happiness is very rife Wake me up at the break of dawn. Laugh about my melloned lawn My life isn't silver it is gold, like a bowl of milk and cheerios I'll wear a pair of dirty clothes, if I smell I don't care, just plug your nose Sip coffee in first period. I'm a beast like Achilles in the Illiad I am a trojan like Reggie Bush, I never ever stop all I do is push Myself to the brink, to the limit, grand prize I want to win it Anything in life is attainable, I am Eric and I will be paid in full I need you to look past my history, why I did some things it is a mystery Never want to lie or cheat again, my life of drama needs to end Forever happy like I'm eating lunch, promise not to get my pantys in a bunch Happy like when a stoner munch Im simple like trigonometry, dont be confused like psychology, just do what your unconscious says!