It's a long way from home Can't sleep at night Call on your telephone; Something just ain't right That's evil, evil is going on wrong I want to warn you brother You better watch your happy home You make it to your house Knock on the front door Run 'round to the back; You'll catch him just before he goes That's evil, evil is going on I have warned you brother You better watch your happy home If you call on the telephone And she answers long and slow Grab the first thing smoking And you have to haul her home That's evil, evil is going on wrong I have warned you brother You better watch your happy home