MoonMan - Dick Pays Rant FT Moon man lyrics

SANTA'S BROTHER: I let the beat drop like old people with polio b**hes can't handle my sh** They get really excited when they see my dick My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled The doctors say I have a disease But I find that really f**ing hard to believe I hang dogs on trees so I can raise the ROOF I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick Now it's really red and blue like Lilo and Stitch Now it's really starting to itch This beat drops like my balls at the age of 12 My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf I shot an old man in the kneecaps I shot an old man in the kneecaps They call me Mooseknuckles Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles I get diseases from the great s** I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna Now who's the real dookie All you n******gs smell like sh** You n******gs can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa [Lyrics from: https:/lyrics.az/moonman/-/notoriouskk the mic Pink Guy: b**hes can't handle my sh** They get really excited when they see my dick My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits They call me Mr. Fancy Pants, with these nasty rants They wanna get a little Mr. Magic Man They want a little fire from the land Japan So I give a little hell for these f*ggots man I shake things up like Parkinson's on these f*ggots with cars and rims Cuz we're having a blast Like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah You can't k** me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord f** that I ain't about the peace I'm really all about that vaginal crease Cuz I'm done with you a**holes you fail hard like you're missin' a cla** tho mother f**er I will k** you mother f**er I will k** you