Monty Python - The wise men at the manger lyrics

Paroles de la chanson The Wise Men At The Manger : Holy music] BABY BRIAN COHEN: WISE MAN #1: Ahem MANDY COHEN: Ohhh! Who are you? WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men MANDY: What?! WISE MAN #1: We are three wise men MANDY: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow Shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound Very wise to me WISE MAN #3: We are astrologers WISE MAN #1: We have come from the East MANDY: Is this some kind of joke? WISE MAN #2: We wish to praise the infant WISE MAN #1: We must pay homage to him MANDY: Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out! WISE MAN #1: No-- MANDY: Bursting in here with tales about oriental Fortune tellers. Come on. Out! WISE MAN #2: No, no. We must see him MANDY: Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on! WISE MAN #2: We-- WISE MAN #1: We were led by a star MANDY: Or led by a bottle, more like. Go on. Out! WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. We have Brought presents MANDY: Out! WISE MAN #2: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is Myrrh, anyway? WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm MANDY: A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It Might bite him WISE MAN #3: What? MANDY: That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in The trough WISE MAN #1: No, it isn't MANDY: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm... WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. It is an ointment MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,... or did I dream it? So, you're astrologers, are you? Well, what Is he then? WISE MAN #2: Hmm? MANDY: What star sign is he? WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like? WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it? WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be A lot of them.' WISE MAN #1: By what name are you calling him? MANDY: Uh, 'Brian' WISE MEN: We worship you, O Brian, who are Lord over us All. Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our Father. Amen MANDY: Do you do a lot of this, then? WISE MAN #2: What? MANDY: This praising WISE MAN #2: No, no. No, no MANDY: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do Pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and Frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the Myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you. Good-bye Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody Minds, but still