Monty Python - Rhubarb Tart lyrics

I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart A what-barb tart? A rhu-barb tart I want another slice of rhubarb tart The principles of modern philosophy Were postulated by Descartes Discarding everything he wasn't certain of He said, "I think therefore I am rhubarb tart" A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart Rene who? Rene Descartes Poor mutt, he thought he was a rhubarb tart Rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets Especially the Immortal Bard He made Richard the Third call out at Bosworth Field "My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart" Immortal what? Immortal tart Rhubarb what? A rhubarb Bard As rhymes go that is really pretty bad Since Wa**ily Kandinsky and Paul Klee Laid down the axioms of abstract art Even Jackson Pollock and Piet Mondrian Prefer to paint a slice of rhubarb tart Wa**i who? A Wa**i-ly Kandin who? A Kandin-sky And how he get in there for a start? Read all the existentialist philosophers Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sarte Even Martin Heidegger agreed on one thing Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart Jean-Paul who? Jean Paul Sarte That sounds just like a rhyme from Lionel Barte I want another slice of rhubarb tart I want another lovely slice I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice