Monty Paragon - The Agenda lyrics

[Verse 1: Jared] I'm crying myself to sleep on thousand count sheets If you a b**h you'll never get a dollar out of me (nope) Ronaldo and I are k**ing it, he just went triple platinum (damn) Smacking em with his dick, someone get him a magnum (ha) This ain't a joke it's real life, this is what the deal's like Hit the stu and drop a song for the hype You were right, I swear my album had every listener tight Over words that I typed then spit straight to a mic Uh, my flows colder than a Yeti though The way I switch it up, I'm bis**ual Eating mozzarella on spaghetti-o's I got hella hoes, this just extra dough Please don't look at me, I'm uncomfortable But rap like I'm combustible This the American Dream I'm Dusty Rhodes It's July, but why are you still wearing your winter clothes (what?) You got it a** backwards, baby i'm not an actor Not a carjacker, or hacker, I swear I'm just a rapper Who keeps it G and then deals with the little sh** after And that's how it goes, I keep it real like the line on a fishing pole And I'm so cold it feels like ten below I'm just rapping my a** off until the day that I go Cause who knows when the time might come for me to go home Oh no, I can't do that and leave you without this note: Summer '16 run by us, end of f**ing quote And if you really wanna test us then come and knock on my door, oh! [Verse 2: PharaohPapi] Do you all remember me? PharaohPapi back giving everyone a DDT Making plays Stephen Curry, you know I be draining 3's (Oh) Privacy Records blowing our opponents in the breeze New bars I'm spitting finna make your speakers freeze And just so you know verses from me ain't free Pay up cause you don't really wanna hear from me I'm trying to go so hard that they finally pay attention I wanna be in the top 5 f** an honorable mention Blessed I never saw inside a juvenile detention (Blessed) Now I'm trying my best to get more than just a pension Wanna move my mom out the crib and into a big mansion Like how my boy moved to Florida, shout out Marcus Mason I'm no dealer but I'm serving bars to the feigns You know I gotta go chase the cash by any means.... (By any means) Lets be real Summer sixteen was about to be mine But these setback I'm facing I always miss the deadline (Sauced) Trap Pharaoh coming, hope everyone's surprised Gonna be my greatest tape and that's the bottom line (I swear) Cuz PharaohPapi said so Cuz PharaohPapi said so Took your girl she told me you're a whiner Your girl left you cuz I put her in designer Your girl left you cuz I make her scream louder Making sure the money right place it in the counter I need the check, f** getting paid by the hour I be flexing 24 hours call me Jack Bauer All the moves I make made these p**y boys sour You could've been on the team if you weren't such a damn doubter But I'm over all the haters time to get to the chowder