Montevideo - I'm a troublemaker lyrics

Start to get bored on this sinking couch Sticky lipstick on her mouth Hairy legs and Bud(weiser) on breath After you mate! Go and dunk your biscuit I arrive, the station's closed f**ed up tube ! ! King's cross road Running through the Chelsea area Some neds beat me up and stole my clothes... I woke up, had a bleeding nose My legs won't go, the pavement goes I feel like a hobo on a private boat I'm stuck now! I'm coming down with the flu (x3) She has a nervous break down I'm a troublemaker And I don't mind She has a nervous break down I'm her troublemaker I wanna go home Up in the morning I need to read "The Sun"" The page "3" girls and David Beckham's son Why do americans call footie, soccer? She opens my pants, she understood "s** her"! Start to get so bored with those pointless chat Now the sticky lipsticks on my shirt Can"t stand staring at her nipples anymore I give up shagging this silly who*e She has a nervous break down I"m a troublemaker And I don"t mind She has a nervous break down I"m her troublemaker I wanna go home Easy listening on her headphones Mainstream sh** and Robbie's balls I think she's a dumb, mate! (the girl answers) "I'm sorry guy, I'm still jetlagged, you know I'm from L.A." Come on honey! Are you taking the piss? I need to get home, to sleep off last night's drink I know, Lucy sees I'm goin'insane on a freaky tree! Now stop mate! I'm on my way I'll put her head on a "Take That"'s grave Send a postcard to her mother Please sign my name with funny, trendy, s**y "J"