Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad, I'm stinking drunk so let's get high! I'm drunk and I'm high, I'm drunk and I'm high, I'm drunk and I'm high, I am so stoned, I am chinki! I want and got f***ing stone for Christmas, I'm going to stroke my bone for Christmas, I'm going to be all alone for Christmas, 'coz she's got another guy! I went to the store, yes I found me a hore! (Baby, come 'ere) Here cooter had sores I said no way, I said bye-bye I bought me some crack, The guy, he was black! (Yo, what' up) Pulled a gun from his back Oh no, I think he's negro cop! I think I'm going to go to jail for Christmas I got no money for bail for Christmas I will be giving up my tail for Christmas Hope my sphincter doesn't pop. I'm stucking my cell (Oh no) With negros who smell I started to yell "Hey, get me out of here you stupid f***ing pigs!" Police beat me up Stuck baton in my bu*t (Oh, man) I felt like a s*ut But hey they let me go so what the f*** I need a doctor, I'm insisting After a black guy gave me quite a fisting Thinking abouta get my eyes a misting And it hurts when I fart! Yes Merry Christmas to all, and to all, that is all.