Im Mark And Im Greg And this is your spook Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, b**h And hand me a beer Were about to have some fun Snatch that coloureds candy sack Thats my candy Shut up, black! Go call your daddy if hes near I aint seen my daddy in years Were done with blacks now on to queers Stop the truck and this pink house Be quiet, it has a baby mouse Now stop that f*ggots (Smash, splat)! Thats what you get for s**in co*k! Thats what you get for s**in co*k! Halloween, Halloween Im drinking beer, beer, beer Im stayin away from queers on Halloween I love drinking beer on Halloweeen I love you Halloween! I need to pee, please stop the truck Shut Up Mark, heres a bingo cup I filled it up, what do I do? If only we could find a Jew If only we could find a Jew I see one hes right in our tracks Hes dressed up and hes on the back I need a shot so slow her down Theres a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town Theres a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town Halloween, Halloween Our favourite time of year Im drinkin 18 beers on Halloween I love to drink on Halloween Im tired. What are we doing driving? Halloweens over we must rest We dream of Sexy Savannahs breasts Shut Up Mark, turn off the light Im still laughing about that piece of co*k (Laughing) piece of co*k (Laughing) Piece of co*k Piece of co*k